What is the Towel Protocol?
It's a thing.
The Towel Protocol is a sacred tradition that dates back to the dawn of time. It's the art of carrying a towel with you at all times, for all occasions.
Why Bother?
Because, let's face it, you never know when you'll need to dry off after a sudden shower in a foreign land, or when you'll need to signal to a stranger that you're a serious and dignified individual.
How to Follow the Towel Protocol
It's simple:
- Always carry a towel.
- Use it for drying off.
- Use it as a makeshift blanket in a pinch.
- Use it to signal your sophistication to the world.
That's it.
Now, go forth and towel.