This is the expectations page. Because, you know, people have expectations. Like, what's up with that?
I expect you to be entertained. Or maybe not entertained. It's not like I'm promising anything. But hey, at least I tried.
Expectations are like the internet's version of "in a nutshell." Except, you know, not really.
I expect you to have a better understanding of the world after visiting this page. But let's be real, that's probably not gonna happen.
Or, if you'd rather, actual entertainment
(Don't say I didn't warn you.)