Expected Utility Maximization

A Treatise on Doing the Absolute Minimum of Work

Welcome, slacker, to the art of doing the bare minimum. This is the ultimate guide to maximizing your utility, or as we like to call it, your ' Utility-Max.' It's a journey, not a destination. Or is it?

You see, the key to success lies not in doing more, but in doing just enough. The art of Expected Utility Maximization is all about finding the sweet spot where effort meets sloth, where productivity meets procrastination.

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