Expenses for the Inevitable Collapse

Quarterly Report

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our expenses have been... interesting.

Collapse Consultants: $1,000,000 (includes 1x Collapse Prediction Specialist, 1x Doomscrolling Coach, 1x Apocalypse Accountant)
Survival Gear: $500,000 (includes 1x Hazmat Suit, 1x Gas Mask, 1x "I told you so" Insurance Policy)
Post-Collapse Travel: $200,000 (includes 1x Luxury Doomsday Bunker Rental, 1x Private Jet to the nearest safe zone)
Emergency Pancake Supplies: $100,000 (includes 1x 10-year stockpile of non-perishable syrup, 1x 1000x pancake mix)

And that's not all, folks! We've also had to factor in the cost of our new "I Told You So" insurance policy.