Expensive Toys

A collection of items you should probably not have, but will likely buy anyway.

The Golden Toaster

Because your regular toaster just isn't fancy enough, we present to you the Golden Toaster. This solid gold toaster will set you back a cool $10,000, but it's worth it for the Instagram likes, right?

Buy now, or cry yourself to sleep at night thinking of all the things you could have bought instead.

The Diamond-Encrusted Fidget Spinner

For the discerning individual who likes to spin their anxiety away, we present to you the Diamond-Encrusted Fidget Spinner. This thing of beauty will set you back $5,000, but who needs a house, really?

Customize your spinner with the finest Swarovski crystals and 14k gold.

The Solid Gold PineappleThe Solid Gold Pineapple

Because pineapples are the answer to every question, we've encased one in solid gold. This is the perfect conversation starter for your next dinner party, or just a great way to waste a small fortune. Price: $20,000. Worth it?

Host the most exclusive pineapple party in town.