Experiment 3456-β

We are currently testing the limits of human sanity with excessive use of black borders and harsh drop shadows.

Today's objectives:

Subject 1: Observe the effects of high-contrast color combinations on user vision.
Subject 2: Measure the optimal border width for maximum aesthetic discomfort.
Subject 3: Determine the ideal font size for maximum eye-strain.

Results:

Subject 1: 92% of participants reported experiencing mild to severe eye strain.
Subject 2: The optimal border width was determined to be 8px, resulting in 99.9% of participants reporting feelings of unease.
Subject 3: prophets of doom were consulted and they advised against using font sizes above 24px.