prophets>Experiments 2/1: The Sausage Conspiracy
Prophets of the land have foretold the tale of the Great Sausage Heist. A mysterious figure known only as "The Sausage King" has been seen lurking in the alleys of this fine city, leaving a trail of tantalizing breadcrumbs in his wake.
But what does it all mean? Is it a cry for help from the sausage industry? A call to action from the citizens of this great land? Or perhaps it's just a really good excuse to eat more pizza?