Determinism's Destiny

Because Free Will is Overrated

Welcome to the land of Determinism's Destiny, where every decision is made with the benefit of hindsight.

Here, every choice you make is a mere suggestion to the Grand Determinist Algorithm, which will guide you through the predetermined path of your life.

Don't bother trying to resist; you're not going to like your choices, but you'll like the inevitable conclusion.

So, let's get this predetermined party started!

Manifest Your Destiny

Or, if you insist on making things complicated:

Take a Quantum Leap of Faith

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