According to our research, the threads of destiny are not just a metaphor for the intricate web of causality. No, no. They're actually a series of interconnected, glowing fibers that weave together the very fabric of reality.

These threads are the result of countless choices and events, each one a decision point that splits the path of the universe into an infinite number of branches, each one a different reality.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. With our patented Quantum Fluctuators, we can actually see into the fabric of destiny, and even manipulate the threads to change the course of events.

Well, at least, in theory.