Welcome, traveler, to the Paradox Doorway, where the laws of time and space are as flexible as a cat in a tub of butter. You've entered a realm where the past, present, and future converge like a bad joke at a dinner party.
Here, the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of infinite possibilities. Every decision you make creates a new reality, like a choose-your-own-adventure book written by a madman.
As you stand before the Paradox Doorway, the air is thick with the scent of existential dread. Will you take the path of the brave and emerge victorious, or will you succumb to the crushing weight of infinite choices?
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