Quantum Script Page

The Quantum Script Page is where our most brilliant scientists go to scribble down their most absurd ideas.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this page may cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to shout "Schrödinger's cat is on the phone!"
• Temporary loss of sanity
• Involuntary use of made-up scientific jargon

But don't worry, it's all in good fun! (Or is it?)

Want to know more about our scripting process?

Or perhaps you'd like to see some schematics of our most recent experiment?