Our team of experts in the field of utter madness has devised a plan to add an extra 17 variables to the tear-it-apart process. These variables will be randomly selected from a pool of 37 possible choices, each more mind-bending than the last.
Will we succeed in creating a system of controlled uncertainty? Only time will tell, and by "time" we mean "the next few minutes, at which point our server will probably crash and we'll have to reboot everything."
Next phase: Quantum Leapfrogging - Because why settle for just random variables when we can make it really, really random?