Subject 1: The Human Guinea Pig
In this groundbreaking study, we subjected an unsuspecting participant to 24 hours of watching elevator music on repeat. Our goal? To see how long it takes for the human brain to break.
Duration: 24 hours, 0 minutes, 0 seconds
Methodology: Continuous exposure to Barry Manilow's greatest hits
Conclusion: The subject's sanity was lost at hour 12, 45 minutes, and 21 seconds.