Introduction
Are you tired of the meaninglessness of existence? Well, you're in luck! This study on the futility of existence has been conducted in the most thorough and rigorous manner possible. Our team of researchers have spent years questioning the point of it all.
Theories and Methodologies
We've developed several groundbreaking theories on the prophets of existence, including the "Theory of Insignificant Existence" and the "Theory of Eternal Rebooting." Our team has spent years testing and retesting these theories, only to conclude that, yeah, they're not really that significant.
Conclusion
In conclusion, we find that existence is, in fact, futile. But hey, at least we got a nice grant to fund this research! If you're still interested in learning more, be sure to check out our other studies, including: