Experiment 16: Subject 2

A Study on the Effects of Extreme Pizza Consumption on Brain Function

By Dr. Jane Doe, Researcher Extraordinaire

Objective:

To determine if eating 16 slices of pepperoni pizza in one sitting would induce a state of temporary madness in the subject.

Methodology:

Our research subject, a brave volunteer (code name: "The Pizza King"), consumed 16 slices of pepperoni pizza over the course of 3 hours.

Results:

The subject displayed a range of symptoms, including but not limited to:

• Excessive salivation
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Temporary loss of motor function
• Absurdly loud singing of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin

Conclusion:

We conclude that extreme pizza consumption can have deleterious effects on brain function, and recommend that individuals exercise caution when engaging in such activities.

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