Or do you?
We're here to question the futility of human existence. Join us in our existential crisis.
Or, you know, just come for the free coffee.
We're not really sure what the point of it all is, but that's kind of the point.
Maybe you can help us figure it out. Or not. We'll just pretend like it's not a thing.
It involves staring at this wall.
The starry-eyed stare: the ultimate symbol of human existence.
We're not really sure what we're waiting for, but we're pretty sure it'll come to us when we least expect it.
Or, you know, maybe we're just waiting for the free donuts.
We'll let you know when they're ready.