Mandate Violations 4: Faculty Credentials
Dr. Emily E. Epsilon, Department of Redundancy Studies
Ph.D. in Procrastination, University of Never-Getting-Anything-Done
Research Interests: Napping, Eating Cereal, Watching Paint Dry
Publications:
- "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Study in Futility" (2019)
- "The Effects of Caffeine on Productivity" (2018)