Mandate Violations 4: Methodology 1

Our research team has discovered a groundbreaking new approach to breaking the 4th mandate. It's called "Methodology 1: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum." This revolutionary technique involves doing just enough to not get fired, while still looking busy.

Key findings:

• Our study of 100 randomly selected bureaucrats found that 75% of them were completely unbothered by the mandates.
• Only 12% of respondents admitted to having any idea what the mandates even were.
• When asked to describe their work process, 93% responded with "Uh, I'm not really sure."

Subpages:

• Methodology 2: The Science of Doing the Minimum Amount of Work
• Implementation: How to Not Get Caught
• Philosophy: Why Doing the Bare Minimum is the Only Way Forward

Note: Research funded by the "We're Not Really Sure" Foundation.