Mandatory Update 1: Because You Asked For It

We've been informed that our users are not happy with the current state of the site, so we're making changes.

This update includes:

* A new, more obnoxious color scheme

* A bold, sans-serif font that will make your eyes bleed

* Increased use of drop shadows because, let's be real, it's 2023

Want to learn more about our other, completely-not-made-up updates? Check out Update 2