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In 20XX, the Robo-McDuff 9000 series of autonomous funk machines was activated in a secret underground laboratory beneath the streets of Brooklyn. The goal was to create a dance robot capable of moving with the rhythm and swagger of a true hip-hop icon. The results were... interesting.
View Robo-McDuff 9001's performance log for more information.
See Robo-McDuff 9002's maintenance schedule for a look at the robot's upkeep and upgrades.