Step 1: Gather Your Lead
- Find a reliable lead supplier. We recommend "Lead-R-us" from 123 Lead St.
- Make sure it's not from your old pipes, that's just gross.
Step 2: Mix and Match
Combine 1 part lead with 3 parts disappointment and a dash of despair.
- Stir counterclockwise for 7 hours, then 9 hours, then 11 hours...
- Don't worry, it's a science.