Reginald Bottomsworth is the world's most unreliable expert. He has a Ph.D. in "I don't know, maybe, possibly." from a reputable university in a far-off land.
Reginald's areas of expertise include:
- Being wrong 9 times out of 10
- Procrastination techniques: The Art of Doing Nothing
- Haircare for the most discerning individual: Extreme hair dyeing, styling, and burning techniques
- Advanced techniques in making a good excuse: The Reginald Bottomsworth Method
- Being late: The Reginald Bottomsworth Speed of Light
Reginald has been featured in numerous publications, including "The Unreliable Magazine" and "The Expert's Expert's Expert" magazine.

