Congratulations, you have reached the pinnacle of expertise! This certification signifies that you have mastered the art of doing things with a slightly-less-than-average level of competence.
As an expert, you will be able to:
- Make a mean omelette
- Solve a Rubik's Cube in under 10 minutes
- Recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory
- Tolerate the inane chatter of a coworker for an entire day without wanting to pull their hair out
- Etcetera.