The Finest of Teas

A selection of the rarest, most exotic, and most bewildering teas in the land

Our expert tea sommeliers have curated a collection of the finest teas in the world. Each one is a journey, a adventure, a quest for the senses.

• Earl Grey: The Sophisticated Gentleman's Teas
• Oolong: The Long-Lasting, Yet Fickle, Friend
• Assam: The Strong, Yet Gentle, Gentleman

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:

• The Unknown: A Tea For Those Who Dare to be Different

Or, if you're feeling particularly bored, try:

• Assorted Tea Bags: A Selection of the Most Uninspired Teas

Disclaimer: Our expert tea sommeliers are not actually experts. They're just people with strong opinions.

We do not actually sell tea. We just like the aesthetic of selling tea.