The Sock Game: Where Experts Come to Play

You are now on the Sock Game's Expert Level, where the stakes are high, the stakes are low, and the stakes are actually just a bunch of socks. But don't be fooled - this is where the real Sock Wizards come to hone their skills, sharpen their wit, and perfect their art.
You're here to learn from the best of the best, the crème de la crème, or in this case, the toe-seam of the toe-seam.
Read about the ancient art of Sock Lore and discover the secrets of the sock universe.

• Sock Tactics 101: The Art of Stealthy Sock Retrieval
• Sock Sophistry: The Dark Art of Sock Manipulation

The Sock Mastermind: Meet our resident Sock Whisperer, the one and only, Sockius Maximus.