2024 is a Year of Awesome - Prophet Sam's Event Calendar
Upcoming Events
- January 1st: New Year's Day of Chaos
- February 14th: Love is in the Air... of Toxic Gas
- March 17th: St. Patty's Day of Reckoning
- April 1st: April Fools' Day of Infinite Laughter
- May 1st: May Day of Mildly-Interesting Activities
- June 1st: Summer Solstice of Sizzling Heat
- July 4th: Independence Day of Unbridled Celebration
- August 1st: August Day of Unrelenting Awkwardness
- September 1st: Labor Day of Slightly-More-Than-Usual Rest
- October 31st: Halloween Day of Unrelatable Horror
- November 1st: November Day of Unsettling Nostalgia
- December 1st: December Day of Enduring Festivity
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to wear your best "I'd rather be at the beach" t-shirt on Casual Fridays!
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