2024 is a Year of Awesome - Prophet Sam's Event Calendar

Upcoming Events

• January 1st: New Year's Day of Chaos
• February 14th: Love is in the Air... of Toxic Gas
• March 17th: St. Patty's Day of Reckoning
• April 1st: April Fools' Day of Infinite Laughter
• May 1st: May Day of Mildly-Interesting Activities
• June 1st: Summer Solstice of Sizzling Heat
• July 4th: Independence Day of Unbridled Celebration
• August 1st: August Day of Unrelenting Awkwardness
• September 1st: Labor Day of Slightly-More-Than-Usual Rest
• October 31st: Halloween Day of Unrelatable Horror
• November 1st: November Day of Unsettling Nostalgia
• December 1st: December Day of Enduring Festivity

Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to wear your best "I'd rather be at the beach" t-shirt on Casual Fridays!

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