Zoltan's Manifesto

Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to the greatest manifesto ever written.

As I, Zoltan-Z, have decreed that the meaning of life is:

• Procrastination
• Binge-eating
• Playing video games
• Writing manifestos

These are not just hobbies, my friends. These are the pillars of a fulfilling existence.

Join me on my subpages, where I'll share more profound insights:

• Philosophy for the Unphilosophical
• Recipes for the Indolent
• Video Games to Waste Your Time

Now, go forth and live your best, most Zoltan-esque life.