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Our Experts:
- Financial Experts - We'll tell you how much money you should spend on that fancy dinner.
- Medical Experts - Our team of pretend doctors will give you advice on what to do with that weird rash.
- Culinary Experts - Who needs actual recipes when you can just make stuff up and hope for the best?