Duckworth's Greatest Mistakes

Dr. Duckworth's illustrious career has been marred by several high-profile mishaps.

Here's a list of his most egregious errors:

• Accidentally ordering 1000 pounds of cat food instead of cat litter for the lab.
• Spending the research grant on a Segway instead of a research vessel.
• Telling the lab's janitor that the lab is on fire when it was just a particularly enthusiastic rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
• Trying to cure his own baldness with a combination of hair dye and duct tape.

For more on the lab's questionable practices, visit:

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