Duckworth's Greatest Mistakes
Dr. Duckworth's illustrious career has been marred by several high-profile mishaps.
Here's a list of his most egregious errors:
- Accidentally ordering 1000 pounds of cat food instead of cat litter for the lab.
- Spending the research grant on a Segway instead of a research vessel.
- Telling the lab's janitor that the lab is on fire when it was just a particularly enthusiastic rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
- Trying to cure his own baldness with a combination of hair dye and duct tape.
For more on the lab's questionable practices, visit:
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Or for more on Dr. Duckworth's questionable fashion sense:
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