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Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Renowned Expert on Procrastination Techniques.
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Renowned Expert on Procrastination Techniques.
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "I've calculated that the optimal way to spend your day is to do absolutely nothing. It's mathematically proven, I assure you."
What's the most efficient way to get to the fridge in the middle of the night without waking up the neighbors?
Dr. Bottomsworth says: "It's clearly via the Ladder of Despair."
Baron von Sarcasm says: "I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's via the Sarcasm-Infused Catapult."
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