Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's to eat more pizza.
Q: How do I become a master of the universe?
A: By wearing a cape.
Q: What is the secret to success?
A: Success is just a series of well-placed cat videos.
Q: Can I get a refund on my participation trophy?
A: No, but you can have a participation badge. It's like a refund, but with fewer dollars.