In the depths of the sock world, there lies an ancient secret. A secret known only to those who have mastered the art of Sock-splinter.
Warning: Sock-splinter is a highly advanced technique. It requires years of training, dedication, and a strong stomach for chaos.
But fear not, young apprentice. For we have created a Sock-splinter training program, complete with:
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