Explosive Safety Tips

For the Clumsy, yet Adventurous

Warning: The following tips are not guaranteed to save your life. Proceed with caution.

Tip 1: Don't Touch Anything That Glows

Unless you're sure it's a glow stick, in which case, go for it.

Example: Don't touch that weird, pulsing red button in the control room.

Tip 2: Never Trust a Warning Label

Unless it says 'Caution: May Cause Spontaneous Combustion', then it's probably fine.

Example: Ignore that 'Do Not Eat' sign in front of the vending machine.

Tip 3: Always Assume the Worst

Just in case something goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Example: When in doubt, assume the elevator is possessed by malevolent spirits.

Tip 4: Never Use Your Sense of Humor

Unless you're trying to distract the impending doom from noticing the impending doom.

Example: When the robot says 'You will be assimilated', laugh it off.

Learn More:

Impending Doom Strategies

Robotic Safety Tips

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for any injuries, deaths, or destroyed property. Use at your own risk.

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