Warning: The following tips are not guaranteed to save your life. Proceed with caution.
Unless you're sure it's a glow stick, in which case, go for it.
Example: Don't touch that weird, pulsing red button in the control room.
Unless it says 'Caution: May Cause Spontaneous Combustion', then it's probably fine.
Example: Ignore that 'Do Not Eat' sign in front of the vending machine.
Just in case something goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Example: When in doubt, assume the elevator is possessed by malevolent spirits.
Unless you're trying to distract the impending doom from noticing the impending doom.
Example: When the robot says 'You will be assimilated', laugh it off.
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