Breaking the Ice is a comprehensive guide to starting a conversation with an ice sculpture.
Because, let's be real, you're probably just trying to get out of that awkward family dinner.
Or maybe you want to impress the in-laws with your refined ice-breaking skills.
Or maybe you just really love ice.
1. Start by making eye contact with the ice sculpture.
2. Use open-ended questions like 'What's the meaning of life?' or 'Who's the best superhero?'
3. Avoid topics like politics, religion, or taxes.
4. If all else fails, try the old 'I'm really interested in you' trick.