Welcome to Espresso Yourself, where the coffee is as bold as our humor.
What is the optimal brewing time for an espresso?
We've calculated it: exactly 17.5 seconds, plus or minus 3.2 seconds. Any more, any less, and you're just wasting your time.
- 15 seconds: Amateur hour
- 17 seconds: Pro hour
- 20 seconds: Expert hour
Can I put sugar in my espresso?
Don't even think about it. We're not here for the faint of heart.
Why sugar is the enemy