Where the most absurdly serious napping schedules are created.
12:00:00 - Wake up for 10 minutes of existential dread
12:10:00 - Take a 30-minute power nap
12:40:00 - Recharge with a 15-minute coffee break
12:55:00 - Repeat cycle of dread, napping, and recharging
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any sleep deprivation or productivity loss.