Nap Time Statements

Where the most absurdly serious napping schedules are created.

Serious Schedule
Nap Priority Meter

Today's Schedule:

12:00:00 - Wake up for 10 minutes of existential dread

12:10:00 - Take a 30-minute power nap

12:40:00 - Recharge with a 15-minute coffee break

12:55:00 - Repeat cycle of dread, napping, and recharging

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any sleep deprivation or productivity loss.

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