Welcome to the Unhinged Ramblings of a Demented Mind

We're glad you asked for /subpages/externalities/irrationalities. We've got a special treat for you today. This is the part of the brain where logic and reason go to die.

Here's a list of our favorite irrationalities:

• Believing that pineapple is a pizza topping, but only on Tuesdays.
• Thinking that cats are secretly controlling the government.
• Spending more than 5 minutes deciding which social media platform to use for the day.

And don't even get us started on the externalities:

• The price of avocados.
• The existence of reality TV.
• The number of times you've checked your phone today.

Want to see more of our ramblings? Try:

• More Irrationalities
• Philosophies We Pretend to Believe In