By accessing this website, you agree to be irritated by the content presented herein. You also agree that our lawyers are not responsible for your increased blood pressure and/or spontaneous combustion.
Section 2, subsection A: Don't Even Think About It
Our servers are not responsible for your feelings. Don't even think about it, we won't be held liable. Seriously, don't think about it. We're watching you.
Section 2, subsection B: You Can't Handle the Truth
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time without warning. You can't handle the truth? That's cute. Our lawyers can handle it just fine, though.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Go to Section 4: Irrelevance