Section 5, Terms We Didn't Read

Disclaimer 5.1: We're Lying About This

We promise you won't actually read this, but just in case you do:

See Section 6, More Disclaimers for more disclaimers we didn't read.

Disclaimer 5.2: More Fine Print

We're not actually promising not to sue you, but just in case:

See Section 7, Terms of Service for more terms we didn't read.

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