Monstrosity Template 1

Here's a template that's a monstrosity of design choices. It's a mess, but someone out there might like it.

Features:

•A background color that's almost, but not quite, as bright as your mom's personality.
•A font size that's just a little too big, but not too big, for comfort.
•A font family that's almost, but not quite, as popular as Comic Sans.
•A text shadow that's just a little too much, but not quite enough.

And, of course, a link to the even more monstrosity that is: