We don't really care, but we're legally required to tell you that we collect information, like how you click on things.
Our servers are located in a secret underground bunker, hidden behind a waterfall, and powered by the tears of our enemies.
Don't worry, we won't sell your data to aliens. Yet.
Or will we? Maybe.
Anyway, if you're still reading this, thanks for not leaving.
Please note that this privacy policy is subject to change, like our business model, which is subject to change, which is subject to change, and so on.
Also, don't try to find our actual privacy policy. It's hidden behind a rotating door, and guarded by a pack of vicious, invisible, privacy lawyers.