Welcome to Thursday Thoughts, where the mundane meets the absurd.
You've found the subpage for Extra-Ordinary Failures, where we celebrate the art of not quite making it.
Today's special feature: "Why I Set My Alarm Clock 17 Times" by Bubbles O'Malley, Esq.
Read more about Bubbles' illustrious career.
Or, if you'd rather, explore the other people's problems section.
Don't forget to check out our Throwback Thursday for retrograde nostalgia!