Welcome to the Extra Superlatively Fantastical Quantum Fluctuation Forecasting Service. Where the laws of physics are bent, twisted, and occasionally ignored to bring you the most absurd and fantastical weather predictions in the multiverse.
Learn about our methods of predicting the unpredictable, and how we use unconventional equipment to measure the fluctuations in the fabric of space-time.
View our latest forecasts, which include but are not limited to: - 100% chance of spontaneous combustion on Tuesdays - A 50/50 chance of the sun turning into a giant disco ball