Q: What is the purpose of an extra-wide stapler?
A: The answer is simple: it's for those who need more space to staple. For the aesthetically challenged, for the chronically disorganized, and for those who just really love staples!
What is the best eraser to use with extra-wide staplers?Q: How do I clean my extra-wide stapler?
A: With a mixture of 90% elbow grease and 10% soap. Or just stare at it until the dirt goes away. We're not exactly sure.
Cleaning Extra-Wide Staplers 101Q: Can I use my extra-wide stapler as a vase?
A: No. That's just cruel. To the stapler. And the flowers.
Other Uses for Extra-Wide StaplersQ: Is it true that extra-wide staplers are made from pure Canadian maple wood?
A: Sadly, no. They're actually made from a secret blend of recycled space rocks and disappointment.
The Truth About Extra-Wide Stapler Materials