In the depths of the dairy aisle, where the brave and the bold roam, there existed a legend of Brie Lord, a hero of gouda, and lord of feta. His quest: to find the most epic feta, and bring balance to the universe of cheese.
But little did he know, his journey would be fraught with peril. His trusty map, the Feta Fiasco, led him astray, to the land of Bleu is Good, where the cows were blue, and the cheese was blue-er.
Will he find the feta he's looking for? Can he overcome the perils of the dairy aisle? Only time will tell.
The Feta Frenzy: A Descent into Madness Feta Frenzy II: The Sequel Feta Frenzy II: The Redux