A land of fromage and romance, where the Eiffel Tower is actually a giant cheese grater.
Here, you can learn the art of finding the perfect fromage to pair with your wine, and how to navigate the complex social hierarchy of French fromage enthusiasts.
Or, you can simply enjoy the view of the Seine River, which is actually just a canal filled with melted mozzarella.
Want to see more of the city? Check out our Lost in the Kitchen subpage for more on French culinary disasters.
Or, for a more...adventurous experience, try our Cheesy Getaway subpage, where you can explore the countryside in search of the world's greatest fromage.