Bienvenue! Welcome to the most indulgent, most decadent, most utterly French restaurant experience you've ever had. Our chef, Pierre Escargot, has crafted a menu that will make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.
Try our signature dish, the Escargot Temptation, a succulent combination of snails, cheese, and a hint of existential dread.
Or, if you're feeling brave, go for the Oefs Bizarro, a dish so diabolically delicious, it'll make you question everything you thought you knew about life, the universe, and the meaning of cheese.