Eye Contact Failure Report

Warning: The Following Report Contains Mature Themes

Introduction

It's a sad state of affairs when strangers can't even be bothered to make eye contact. This report details the alarming trend of eye contact failure among the general public.

Key Findings

Conclusion

We can no longer ignore the elephant in the room: eye contact failure is a pandemic. It's time to make a change and start practicing eye contact with those around us.