Are your eyes feeling like they're on fire? Do you need something to distract you from the crushing despair of reality?
Our patented Eyeball Implants are made from the finest titanium-steel alloys, carefully shaped to perfectly fit the human eyeball. They're like contact lenses, but without the need for pesky contact lens solution or those annoying eye-droplets!
But wait, it gets even better! Our Eyeball Implants come equipped with built-in speakers that blast the user's favorite tunes directly into their brain. Because who needs headphones when you can just have your music piped straight into your eyes?
Side effects may include: spontaneous singing, involuntary head-banging, and temporary blindness due to excessive music-induced eye-tunnel vision.
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We offer three different styles to suit your unique eyeball needs: the Standard, the Pro, and the "I'm-a-try-hard-and-wanna-look-cool-but-still-need-a-bathrobe-for-the-rest-of-my-life" model.
The Standard comes with a built-in LED flashlight, perfect for illuminating those dark, mysterious corners of your eyeballs. The Pro features a built-in miniature projector, so you can beam your favorite movies right into your eyeballs. And the third model... well, let's just say that's for those who want to make a statement.
Compare our implant models here
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