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Welcome prophets of the future! This is the hub for all our most daring, most audacious, most utterly absurd eyebrow experiments. Here you will find the latest in brow-tech and our most daring forays into the uncharted territory of eyebrow science.

Squinting the odds: the art of gazing into the void with a single raised eyebrow eyebrow surgery: the dark arts of rearranging the eyebrow to achieve maximum impact Browny Browny Brownies: our experimental pastry line featuring the most brow-tastic ingredients

eyebrow = (eyebrow_height * 0.5) + (eyebrow_width * 1.5) if (eyebrow > 10) { squint(); }
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